Today we are on our final day of the cruise and sailing south from Norway towards Bremerhaven Germany. Yesterday the Shipping Forecast gave rough weather but we were tucked deep inside the Norwegian Fjords and by the time we came outside it was already a lot smoother. Today we woke up to sunny skies and smooth seas with only a low swell running from the west. That could have made the ship wobbly but for that we have stabilizers. New ones were installed during Drydock 2019 and they are working as expected.

The party place on deck 11 midships. I did not see a single table that did not have a glass of beer, or more on standby. If there were non drinkers on board, then they must have been hiding somewhere.
The daily program was all about food & drink with the first main event being the “Bier Garten” or Beer garden, loosely based on the Munich Oktober Fest and with “Frei Bier” and Bavarian Specialties. As expected the Germans were out in force and most had secured a table well ahead of time with all the seats filled by the time the festivities started. As it was sunny, the crew installed parasols in the center section to ensure that those who did not want a sun burn, would not get one. As most were going to be there from 10.30 to 14.00 hrs. (with free beer and food between 11.30 and 12.30) it was going to be a long day.

The farewell speech of the captain. Followed by a toast on the good cruise had. The captain announced that he had apple juice in his glass and later on I saw a lady sniffing at the glass to make sure it was.
The whole thing is a sort of farewell show with the Captain and Ships staff coming on the stage (with a glass of beer in the hand) to say thank you for being on board and hope to see again. Most of the Cruise and support staff were in various stages of folk costumes from Bayern to give a sort authentic feeling to it all and then the buffet opened and from there it went by itself. “Duo-lin” the two man band from Harrys’ Bar provided German Country and Folk music and by the time that the waiters had gone around for the 3rd time with pints of German Bitburg beer, the mood got very Beer-Hall. The Captain went around with his beer glass (but with applejuice in it) through the crowd to take selfies at the various tables. The ships photographer could have made a lot of money had they been able to go around with him. I calculated that I easily could have been served 6 pints of beer in that hour as the waiters kept, the pace up and even started to bring out free “Schnapps” as well; But as there is always “somebody” watching me, I did not make it that far as I also had to get some of the “Bavarian” delicatessen and had a discussion with the ships Vicar / Reverend who was also on deck and enjoying a drink. I do not like men or women of the cloth who do not drink as they are forsaken a lot of what God has put on this world to enjoy but he was hoisting a pint, so we had a good chat about Maritime Days in Warnemunde and the connection with it to the church. (The full story is somewhere in the daily blogs of 2010) Then we had a quick lunch where I tried the Vegan menu which was amazingly good and spicy.

Tables made ready for German tea in the afternoon.
On the way out we saw the crew setting up the dining room for the afternoon tea (15.30 – 16.30) On port days it is in the Lido and on sea days in the 2 dining rooms. Somewhat like Holland America Line does with “High Tea” but now on steroids’ and for the last sea day of the cruise a bit more elaborate. We did not attend as we had eaten already more than enough in the morning. Plus we had the important challenge of packing our suitcases. The more experienced guests had already packed in the morning, knowing the amount of alcohol coming at them but we decided to pack in the afternoon.
That gave a matrimonial discussion about what to wear as Phoenix Reisen has a formal night on the last evening of the cruise, when that cruise is a shorter cruise. During the first formal, I did not see too many people dressed up, beyond jacket and tie, so we decided to forgo the full formal variation and tuned ourselves down to what most of the Guests decided that was in their eyes “Nice Enough”. So we will be – nice enough – and then pack up the rest. Suitcases out of the cabin is by 2 am. but we will be earlier than that as we are most likely the first ones off tomorrow morning at 08.30. Lesley being an “Alien” in the eyes of European Immigration had to turn in her passport and she can pick it again after arrival. Then when leaving the Netherlands at Hook of Holland tomorrow evening, she will get her check-out stamp so we have proof that she did not over stay her time in the EU. In October Europe goes digital and will then have the same system as the USA, Photo and Finger prints. Not for me, as I am semi British (Settled status which is a sort of Green card), on the Island side and Dutch on the European side. The UK is also planning to do a similar thing but it is rather vague how that supposed to work as their (His Majesty’s) Custom and Border Force is absolutely not ready for it as it has not enough officers. So it either will be postponed or we will have long waiting lines at the airports and ferry terminals.
Final dinner was in the main dining room and our friend Ruud had asked if there was anything Indonesian for dinner as so many of the crew was from Indonesia. To our utter amazement there was and the kitchen was able to provide aside from the German food, also Sate with rice (pork sate with peanut souce) and a Soto ayam soup. (Indonesian chicken soup) so we did not need any main courses anymore. After dinner we did not go to the show as they had done the Revue show (songs from hollywood) at 17.15 hrs. and that was our packing time. The bars were still full with guests all eager to be out for a final night.
Tomorrow will be in the ships home port of Bremerhaven we are expected to be together with the Amadea from Phoenix Reisen. Disembarkation time is 08.45 hrs., with silent disembark so hopefully we will be off by 09.00 hrs. After getting a taxi to the hotel to pick up the car we will go back to England. Our friends will drive to their house in Lunteren ( in the middle of the Netherlands) and we will see them again near the end of the year. We have the night ferry back to the UK so we have all day to get there (It is approx. 5 hour drive) but we also have to go shopping in Holland to stack up on all sorts of goodies we cannot get on the island. Some items like cheese are not allowed to take home anymore since Brexit as the EC health standards do no apply any longer. The UK has not changed those standards since Brexit but it now needs another stamp than before and thus we have extra red tape to deal with. Hence it will be “stroop wafels” (caramel wafers” rice, licorice, and chocolate (You are not allowed to take milk back to the UK but choclate is ok) Weather back home wil the same as we have today 18oC and sunny.
After this blog, there will be one more with “The Verdict”. and an advise if this is of interest to pure English speakers who can think & enjoy themselves a little bit outside the box. I will then also post a link to my friends travel blog with all the food photos of those might enjoy that. That will be posted coming Sunday.

Nice deck chairs for a nice sunny day, and then the deck department starts painting.
Smile of the day: Sometimes things do not go as planned. With a sunny day and most guests on the outside decks, the bo’sun had decided to paint the deck chairs on the shady side, most likely with the un-beatable logic of “the guests want to sit in the sun, not in the shade so I can paint on the shady side. No doubt with good intent but as a deep sea professional it goes a bit against the grain. If the project was authorised by the chief officer, then I will need a good glass of beer to get over that shock.

Luckily the wet paint sign was completely in accordance with International safety rules which require that the text can be in the national language but has to be in an international language that is understood by everybody on board.










































